Psychotic Parrot

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  Most people say they do not want to live forever.

  by John Doe in

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  if this is your wish, what age do you not wish to live past?.

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  It ain't the years baby, it's the mileage
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  "Michael Jackson knew it was the truth, that's why he left his kids to his JW mother"

  by BonaFide in

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  i talked to a couple of my friends that are jw's this week about this, they said, "well, obviously mj thought it was the truth, that's why he left his kids to his mother, so they can be raised as witnesses.".

  why didn't he leave his kids to his brothers?

  he has several of them.. bf.

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  "The brother I was with worked door-to-door with him. I didn't say much to him, but a car drove by blasting Thriller, and he laughed at that. Oh, and he sang to the radio. He also said that he had witnessed to Barbra Streisand, Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, and others. He said he placed literature with all of them."

  LOL, i'm sure Paul McCartney, who had spent time with weirdos like the Marhareshi in the 60's had no trouble spotting bullshit by the time he met Michael Jackson.
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  Did You Feel The Love As A Jehovah's Witness?

  by minimus in

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  other than feeling "love bombed" when you first started associating with the "brotherhood", did you experience the "love" in your years within the organization?.

  if you felt truly loved, was it in reality, a "conditional love"?.

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  I found the j-dubs i knew to be pretty much the same as worldly people, just less interesting.
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  Weird stuff individuals believe

  by bluecanary in

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  this thread doesn't just have to be about jws.

  it's about the weird stuff that isn't taught by the religion, but an individual believes it.

  my examples:.

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  Weird stuff individuals believe

  by bluecanary in

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  this thread doesn't just have to be about jws.

  it's about the weird stuff that isn't taught by the religion, but an individual believes it.

  my examples:.

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  You should have taken his nuttiness as a sign.
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  Is Earth Itself the Great Abyss?

  by cameo-d in

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  from wiki:.

  because he contrived "to make his throne higher than the clouds over the earth and resemble 'my power' on high", satan-sataniel was hurled down, with his hosts of angels, and since then he has been flying in the air continually above the abyss.

  abyss: 13501400; earlier abisse, me abissus < ll abyssus < gk abyssos bottomless, equiv.

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  Could it be that none of it is real?
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  "Our dear Watchtower .... our precious magazine..."

  by drwtsn32 in

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  i received this vomit-inducing email from a jw:.

  i had the tonight show w/ conan o'brien playing in the background, at first i was shocked to hear what i heard, yet very happy to see what was being prominently displayed in public view for the entire world to see (as the show is syndicated internationally)!

  yup, the study version of our dear watchtower with the words announcing jehovah's kingdom prominently on the front cover.

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  Holy shit?
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  "Our dear Watchtower .... our precious magazine..."

  by drwtsn32 in

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  i received this vomit-inducing email from a jw:.

  i had the tonight show w/ conan o'brien playing in the background, at first i was shocked to hear what i heard, yet very happy to see what was being prominently displayed in public view for the entire world to see (as the show is syndicated internationally)!

  yup, the study version of our dear watchtower with the words announcing jehovah's kingdom prominently on the front cover.

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  I feel sick
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  "Our dear Watchtower .... our precious magazine..."

  by drwtsn32 in

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  i received this vomit-inducing email from a jw:.

  i had the tonight show w/ conan o'brien playing in the background, at first i was shocked to hear what i heard, yet very happy to see what was being prominently displayed in public view for the entire world to see (as the show is syndicated internationally)!

  yup, the study version of our dear watchtower with the words announcing jehovah's kingdom prominently on the front cover.

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  Thou protest too loud
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  "Our dear Watchtower .... our precious magazine..."

  by drwtsn32 in

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  i received this vomit-inducing email from a jw:.

  i had the tonight show w/ conan o'brien playing in the background, at first i was shocked to hear what i heard, yet very happy to see what was being prominently displayed in public view for the entire world to see (as the show is syndicated internationally)!

  yup, the study version of our dear watchtower with the words announcing jehovah's kingdom prominently on the front cover.

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  the comments below are just great!

  i am a jw - Jul 6, 2009 8:56 PM

  i am a jehovah witness n this is making fun well to me an u know its the truth why dou say no colin n go to wacthtower.org for more info.

  just think, we were all once that braindead

  the comments further down complain that they used the kool aid watchtower when they were supposed to use the fake one that dupes the rest of the world